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Only 27 days until the world biggest erotic fair Venus opens.
So today I´m gonna show you some pictures I made 2007.
I hope I don´t get sued for the first one 😉

X-Play/LFP videos releases Not M*A*S*H XXX on DVD at August 10th.
It looks pretty good (although the swamp is way too clean).
With girls like Chanel Preston, Briana Blair, Bailey Brooks, Alexa Jaymes, Miko Sinz and Krissy Lynn ( as Major Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan) I´d totally join the Army. (Although I´m german and I´d bet that would be problem).
Eric Swiss (AVN and XRCO “Best Male” 2010) will starr along legendary AVN Hall of Fame member Herschel Savage as well as Alec Knight, Chad Diamond, Jeremy Conway and James Bartholet (the only person in a dress in this trailer).

Whenever I hear that Adam & Eve, Hustler or Vivid are about to release a new “This ain´t… XXX” parody I wonder why there is no “This ain´t Miami Vice XXX”
I was born in 1979 so I was like ten or eleven years old when the first episodes aired here in Germany.
My mom used to record them, watched it and decided if it was okay or too explicit for my younger me. So I didn´t see all of them until the time they were replayed years later.
Someday I bought episode 1 & 2 on DVD and watched them, only to catch me thinking: “Hey, this characters would fit into porn perfectly.”
I mean can you imagine Crockett (don´t you think James Deen would be a great Sonny?) and Tubbs visiting a porn set and instead of arresting everybody, it leads into a great orgy.
Or Gina (perfect role for Sunny Leone ) and Trudy (what about Jada Fire) taking their role as hookers a bit too serious.

Crockett and Gina could finally get down together on an observation.

So I hope and wait until someone will make this one.

Pics courtesy of Wikipedia

Pic of the month december:

Puma Swede

Gorgeous Puma Swede won Pic Of The Month in December.

I´ve taken this pic in October 2007 in Berlin at the Venus erotic fair, to be honest I´ve wouldn´t take this pic today.

She wasn´t at the booth, just walking around (I believe she just took something to eat or something like that) and rushed back to the booth.

I saw her and made that pic.

Although it wasn´t the best timing, she found time to smile into my lense.

She already commented that pic on Twitter: “I look crazy, lol”

You´re not only looking crazy, you are crazy. (But in a lovely way)

I got the chance to meet her twice. At Venus Fair 2007 & 2008.

Once at the Naughty America booth and the other year at Free Ones.

Both times she was hilarious.

In 2007 she was signing with Ava Devine. I came along and asked for a pic with both. When Ava noticed that I wore an Hustler T-Shirt they decided to sign that. Can´t say that I was amused by that idea at that moment, (because it was a brand new shirt) but you don´t have a chance against them. When we took the picture Ava decided to pull my dick out, again no chance to fight back. 😉 (No I want show you the pic, unless you´re Puma or Ava)

The other year she was there with Nikki Benz and one of the first things I saw where those lovely blond ladies wrestling down a guy at the booth.

Plus she told me how to pronounce my name right (it´s a nordic name).

Thanks for that.

So this Swedish lady is CRAZY, but lovely.

Jag älskar dig. (The only Swedish words I know)

Send congrats to her Twitter Page PumaSwede

Or go to her page: www.pumaswede.com